Moo

Scene: Craft-o-line has spent her Quiet Time making, among other things, imitation cowhide from pink and brown construction paper. Now, after suggesting that the cow may be sunburned, I'm helping cut out spots for her to staple on.

"Mom, in our next house, can we have cows? Two reasons: Number One, I want to slaughter one so I have a real cowhide nightgown. Number Two, fresh milk."

And she calls herself an animal lover. Impostor!