"No American man has won the Olympic gold medal in figure skating while also being the world champion in figure skating since Scott Hamilton did so in 1984."
Wow wow wow. Let me file that away for my next appearance on Jeopardy!
Some we haven't exactly heard yet, but find entirely within the realm of possibility:
"This is the first skater with a blind, left-handed father ever to place seventh in an Olympic Games held on a year ending in zero!"
"This is the only snowboarder EVER to land this particular combination in competition while wearing eyeliner AND lipgloss on a Wednesday since 2009!"
"This is the highest score ever awarded by this panel of judges since I started scratching my left shoulder!"
One day, you'll encounter us in a game of Trivial Pursuit, and we will make you shudder in fear.