And I pass a kid, maybe six years old? hanging out on his front lawn with his bike. I wave and keep on going.
Then, over the sound of my iPod, I hear this "WHOOP! WHOOP!" Like an honest-to-goodness police siren, if the police car were six years old and somewhat adorable. I stop. I turn. Kid is pedaling after me like mad. I wait. Especially because I'm a mom and there's no other parent in sight.
Then I perceive that the kid is actually dressed like a police officer. Like, in a costume, maybe left over from Halloween or something. And with a complete poker face, never ONCE cracking a smile, he gravely informs me that I was speeding and that he needs to write me a ticket.
Which he does.
"I was running too fast?" I clarify with him, desperately swallowing a giggle.
"Yes."
"So ... should I ... walk?" (Because that is the only speed slower than my run, I'm pretty sure.)
"Yes." Still no smile.
"Be careful," he concludes, tucking his pad and pen away. "Lots of cops out today."
I walk until I'm pretty sure I'm out of his sight. Two tickets in one day would just be too much.
Running may not be my favorite thing ever. I may not ever enjoy it (although I DO plan to enjoy hobbling across that finish line next weekend). But has it enriched my life in so very many ways?
Oh, undoubtedly.
14 comments:
Well I'm still not about to take up running but... that IS darn cute!
I have to say, it has been a day of funny stories, and this definitely gave me another giggle.
Next time you get a speeding ticket can you take a picture of the cute cop? toooo cute!!!
I cannot keep a straight face. That kid would have hated me for it, but I bet I'd have grinned and choked on laughter....
*happy* This makes me S-M-I-L-E ! :)
Too good!
ha! This is absolutely HILARIOUS. i love it. i wish we never grew up! (but then we couldn't appreciate the cuteness of kids...)
That is hysterical!
It seems as if funny blog posts are just accosting you on the street now. :)
I meant to comment on this when I read this last week. This is hysterical. I wonder what this child will be when he grows up?
Too funny!
This is the most hysterical and cutest thing EVER!!!
if he ever cites you again, please ask for a photo w/ him. i would love to see his uniform and car!
er, bike, i mean...
Just found your blog via a repost on a friends fb. Hillarious!!! New follower :) (and I love the fact that you're in / around Austin, where I semi-grew up)
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