Eliza and Amber (5.5 y.o. cousin): Can we PLEASE sleep over at Nonnie and Opa's house tonight?
Me: Sorry, Nonnie said not this week, because she's getting ready to go on her trip.
Eliza: To England?
Eliza, quite seriously: Why? So she can learn more English???
Amber: She's going to see the Statue of England!
Me: The Statue of England? I haven't heard of that; tell me about it.
Amber: It's just a statue of a lady holding up a giant stick with a sun on top.
Oh yeah! The Statue of Liberty!